"Mom, your legs need a haircut"
As I was singing "All About that Bass".. Very matter-of-fact, "Ya mom, you are bringing booty back"
Me: if you poop in the potty, you can get Spider-Man undies!
Clark: (holding a little skeleton guy) and he can get Jackolantern undies!
As I was getting him out of bed "look, it's a baby triceratops" (I don't even know where he's heard that word)
When eating anything green that he thinks is celery "Mm celebrate"
In a fit of rage, trying to sound adult, "Is that it flyboy?!" (From Bug's Life)
To me while pointing at Magnolia: Elsa, this is your sister Anna.
Me: Then who's Wendy?
Clark: she's Sven (sp? The reindeer from Frozen)
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